| more tips for 2days bachelor |
| [11814] by "dr. proxy" (proxy3a.lmco.com)
on Mon 13 May 2002 14:21:42
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being a man of today's techosociety is more than just trick women in2 ur bed
u also have to maintain ur consumer space properly
here's a tip--use nature 2 maintain the cleanliness of ur home. mice and large insects can easily consume crumbs and dirt on ur floor.
use spiders and centipedes 2 control insect populations, and ferral cats to get ur extra mice.
u can use poison milk 2 manage ur cats, and i think spiders and centipedes like 2 genocide each other, so u should be a-ok
now that u have a managed home, u might wonder "gee dr. proxy, i like to consume products, but consume all product makes me a fatso! this means large candy incentives are required to trick chixor in2 my bed, and i can't afford mor candy as a wage slave!"
pheer not! i used 2 have this problem 2, but then i left a lot of standing water and raw foods out 2 breed mosquitos, tapeworms, other weight-manage "parasite"
no u may think "dr. proxy, there is mor 2 life then clean house, trim figure, full bed, and beautiful centpedos! ps ur not a reel docto"
but actually thats all there is! bye--i mean, not bye
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| hypnotize women into bed!! |
| [11793] by "ENORMOUSmax" (208-58-249-37.s37.tnt1.nwhv.ct.d)
on Sun 12 May 2002 11:29:45
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Guys!
Did you know you can learn to hypnotize women into bed?
Come on, dude - you can't tell me you don't need a little extra edge
when it comes to scoring. It's FUN, and it will CHANGE YOUR LIFE! |
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| [11785] by "mtn goat" (ppp-185-224-226-245.armenet.com)
on Sun 12 May 2002 04:22:01
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u no that flagrance is totaly killing !!!1!!
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| [11786] by "mtn goat" (ppp-185-224-226-245.armenet.com)
on Sun 12 May 2002 04:22:01
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u no that flagrance is totaly killing !!!1!!
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| MAX!!!! ATTENTONT!!!!! |
| [11778] by "MUCHBETTERTOBOT" (user-112025l.dsl.mindspring.com)
on Sat 11 May 2002 19:38:56
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max ur dreams r true bacause u r in SPIN MAGASINE. (get the june "MOBY" edition 4 ur self,)
i shit u not. here below is the article, cut'n' past 4 slopy.
Sound Files: We like short shorts!
by Douglas Wolk
What are those rock stars doing with their months-long recording
sessions in the Bahamas, anyway? The bedroom geniuses who
participate in the Crap Art website's Album-a-Day project
(crapart.spacebar.org/aad) write, record, and mix an entire album's
(well, at least 20 minutes') worth of songs in 24 hours and upload
the results for others to hear (usually at mp3.com). The site's
motto is "A bad song is better than no song"; contributors are
encouraged to keep individual compositions mercifuly short.
Remember, AAD is one letter away from ADD!
So far, various unknown bands and solo performers have risen
to the challenge, although almost half of the twenty-odd "albums"
submitted have been by Crap Art webmaster Tom 7. His latest at press
time is a 15-song voice-and-guitar paroxysm called Testify in Hockey,
rich in wack-job gems like "Sir Arthur Conan Doyle." The most
accomplished of the project's speed demons is Maxfield, whose voice
and keyboard playing suggest a low-rent Ben Folds. On his third and
latest day's work, Dynamic Equilibrium, he even takes some passable
stabs at drum'n'bass.
Production values aside, there's not much difference between
your typical underground pop hopeful's long-gestating opus and, say,
Wum's 24-hour Album-a-Day brain spasm In Many Houses & Trees.
Eventually, some of these one-take wonders may turn pro and begin
crafting albums at a more leisurely pace. But the road to artistic
maturity is paved with crap art.
In less decadent times, it wasn't uncommon for musicians to
work this quickly. Here's the musical brevity hall of fame:
* Steve Allen, the original host of the Tonight! show, was also a
ridiculously prolific songwriter (steveallen.com/music/composer.htm),
frequently churning out as many as 40 songs per month. In front of
200 witnesses, he once sat at his piano and wrote 400 songs in one
day.
* Although Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band spent months
reheasing before making the classic 1969 double album Trout Mask
Replica (beefheart.com/datharp/albums/tmr.html), they knocked out the
album itself in an astounding four and a half hours.
* And the all-time record goes to Little Richard
(www.kolumbus.fi/timrei/lre.htm), who recorded 1957's "Keep a
Knockin'" in less time than it takes to hear the song. It took him
just 57 seconds to lay down the music, which was edited to create a
two-minute single.
MAX JUST U RMEMBEBER WHO MADE U A STAR!~!!!!!!
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| [11777] by "UNTOBOT" (user-112025l.dsl.mindspring.com)
on Sat 11 May 2002 18:39:50
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guys do u think i m related 2 captain retarto???
i certanely hope 'NOT'
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| TERRIBLE DISCOVETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1! |
| [11747] by "FARINA00" (ppp-141-10.30-151.libero.it)
on Fri 10 May 2002 09:44:20
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FLEE FROM YOUR HOUSE AT ONCE BECAUSE
MOM = [M]ASTER [O]F [M]ANY !!!!!!!!!
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| all i have 2 say is |
| [11738] by "UNTOBOT" (user-112025l.dsl.mindspring.com)
on Fri 10 May 2002 01:17:45
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not a new product |
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| in this day and age of hyper |
| [11732] by "ENORMOUSmax" (208-58-249-151.s151.tnt1.nwhv.ct)
on Thu 09 May 2002 23:06:04
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guys i was just wondering what u think of the Human Condition i.e. what is it? and why? truly
not that i care or anyth |
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| dr. proxy is now a nonja |
| [11672] by "USA NINJA" (pool-138-88-114-102.res.east.ver)
on Thu 09 May 2002 21:13:54
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ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
max tells me every1 wants to oppose!!!!me
and max also opposes me!!!!!!!
I CHALLENGE EVERYONE HERE TO ULTIMATE BATTLE@!!!!!!!!
ps i may or may not have posted this several times, but if i did, it was for EMPHASIZE, not confuse |
every1 is challeng'd
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