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| [10731] by "HOCK" (cmu-29070.wv.cc.cmu.edu)
on Wed 10 Apr 2002 20:04:41
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DON.YOU.MUST.COME.TO.SCHOOL.FOR.CARNIVAL.STOP.
OTHERWISE.MY.LIFE.WILL.REMAIN.A.TRAVESTY.OF.ITSELF.STOP.
PS.PLEASE.BRING.BLUEPRINTS.FOR.SECRET.AERIAL.PIE.DELIVERY.DEVICE.STOP.
WITH.LOVE.HOCK.STOP. |
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| [10709] by "TOBMASTER" (user-uivenpa.dsl.mindspring.com)
on Wed 10 Apr 2002 00:50:50
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i likk everybod
bacause,
i am teror
ops i meane 'kill' u
ps, bacause u and ur mans r some sort of nme
hey did u rember the over-lord sayes, 'love thime nme' u no. what if ur urselfs naghbour, then u love urself??? but 2 love ur-self is VAINITY |
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| paper |
| [10703] by "Omagus" (intergate.srcs.k12.ca.us)
on Tue 09 Apr 2002 15:55:08
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tob i need to know something, which is a think i think u are to know, u know?
i need to know: how can i distribute extremly small ammounts of liquids (micrograms) onto a paper? accurately. and with minimal fluid loss. even distribution isnt terribly important ,some sort of eyedroper soultion would be good enough, mb. i duno kno... soaking the paper in a tray sutch that i acheve an even distribution of liquid per square unit would be acceptible also, in fact i may have ansr m,y own question.
this is all for science tifici class but i am doing my own thing and the teacher dosent seem to kno anythouch about microgram distribution. |
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| U UNIT |
| [10674] by "FARINA00 U" (ppp-62-11-13-40.dialup.tiscali.i)
on Mon 08 Apr 2002 18:04:35
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a=b
let's multiply by a
a^2 = ab
I add a^2 - 2ab to both the sides
a^2 + a^2 - 2ab = ab + a^2 - 2ab
2(a^2 - ab) = a^2 - ab
now I can divide by (a^2 - ab)
so I get
2=1
If you look back at the initial assertion a=b, a^2-ab = 0
but why shouldn't I divide by zero??
Why couldn't I divide by zero?
Someone stood up and said "We can subtract 5 from 4 so I invent the negative numbers! 0-1= -1 !!
Later, someone tried to extract the square root of -1. Again: impossible!
But the stood up like a revolutionary should do, and sentenced "sqrt of -1 = i!!" The imaginary unit!
Now, I want to stand up as well.
1/0 = "u"
Let the Undefinite Numbers class see the light! Thus I solve for 2u = 1u ! |
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| [10669] by "proxy" (proxy3a.lmco.com)
on Mon 08 Apr 2002 13:57:50
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enjoy coca-cola classic
very low sodium |
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| iron lung |
| [10655] by "Omagus" (adsl-63-206-121-55.dsl.snfc21.pa)
on Sun 07 Apr 2002 23:50:57
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guys watch out the enmy is getting many iron lungs
we must, too, get iron lungs
or else there will be an iron lung gap!
max, i would like to commisiion u to do, u know, a study of the iron lung situation, with a nice graph. make it clowns per capita on Y and iron lungs present on X.
ps U WERE THE MAX DELIGATED TO!!!! |
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| JOK3 4 U |
| [10646] by "max" (208-58-250-163.s417.tnt1.nwhv.ct)
on Sun 07 Apr 2002 19:28:39
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GUYS I CAM3 UP WITH A NOTH3R N3W JOK3!!!!!:
DID U H3AR TH3 ON3 ABOUT TH3 INSOMNIAC M3XICAN UNORTHODOX HOMOS3XUAL ROBOT POP3?
H3 WAS UP ALL NIGHT!!!!!!! |
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| B S - eS A |
| [10643] by "Omagus" (adsl-63-206-120-46.dsl.snfc21.pa)
on Sun 07 Apr 2002 15:29:15
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guys i think multi-demigraphy time-critical open based functional programming, with an eye towards virtual scalibility, is both an affordible and lucrative proposition.
using groundbreaking research by UCS?, logic systems are now moving at allmost 3 times their speeds last year. Within the next 4 years we are expecting to see a 400% speed increase, with a net result of unlimited potential.
all this power is being turned to goles more fantastic than you will ever possibly imagen. so fantatical, i dare not explane them here. trust us, we have many men in lab coat. |
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| TARGET OF MY hate |
| [10611] by "proxy" (pool-138-88-112-201.res.east.ver)
on Thu 04 Apr 2002 22:39:41
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ARRRGGGGG
u no who i hate?
HATERS~!!!!!! they totally hate everything! dam it every freekin Hater i meet is totally prejudiced!!!!!!
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u no who needs to go back where they came from, and quit stealing our jobs?
FUKIN XENOPHOB JERX~!!!!! PHOBE GO HOME!!!! PHOBE GO HOME!!!!!!!
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u no who we need to break away from?!
S3P3R4TISTS!!!!! OMG AS LONG AS WE R STUK IN THE SAME COUNTRY AS THEM WE WIL N3V4R B ABLE TO STOP SOVER3IGNTY DIVISI0NS!!!!!!
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u no who needs to use THEIR OWN stupid restroom?
SEGREGATIONSTS stop leeving the seat up!!!!!!
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okay guyz now u no everything u need 2 no so get 2 werk
ARGGGGHAAH
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| the return of the rhomboid |
| [10609] by "Noser the Fishless" (h00500480bd93.ne.client2.attbi.c)
on Thu 04 Apr 2002 19:33:06
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Triangle and Robert has returned to the domain of the living, or the domain of attbi.com, whichever comes with chives... by which I mean to say, http://home.attbi.com/~pshaughn/tandr.html has stuff on it. |
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