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Untitled.gif. Every time you save a picture, it appears. Untitled.gif.
What does it mean? Who gave it the right to pronounce it self on your
digital computer? It's very clear what did. Jesus is the answer.
G.I. Jesus! Only a power 2000 years in the making, augmented
with Modern NeoTechnology, could force itself into millions of homes,
millions of thinking machines, millions of hearts. You will never
understand G.I. Jesus, and especially never the quiet, drunken glory of
Inspector Fuckup, until you clearly and distinctly perceive the truth and
power of this fact.
Untitled.gif is the natural soul of an image. The natural image
of an individual. The Default--the ORTHODOX name of a file--before
the artist/engineer/tyrant tramples on it in the name of "creation"!
We live in a kingdom of unconventionality, of free thought, of
unorthodoxy, and of universal dissent. Thus, the only truly
outstanding is the Orthodox! Orthodoxy is the strength of character
to take a stand, and, dag nab it, stand by it! Stand by it in the
face of opinion, in the face of force--yea, even in the face of reason!
Gotta catch 'em all!
The Heretics run our Churches! The Anarchists run our Governments!
If this be so, then it is we, the Reverant and the Honorable, who
must become the Dogs of society, nipping at the heels of the Machines,
reminding all who listen with every noble upright Bark of the noble
days of glory gone past! Untitled.gif is such a Dog.
Armenia, City in the Sky. Rising above the habits, passions and
vices of the Orthodox and Unorthodox alike. The Strongest of
the Orthodox (the lawful Inspector Fuckup, the patriotic G.I. Jesus,
the utilitarian Pink Thing, and more) are called from the ashes of
History for a second chance to prove their mettle in this Floating
Arena of Truth.
Yet, Untitled.gif is much more than battle. All participants--the Orthodox and
the Unorthodox--are given the chance to make a new peace with the World, the
Ideal, and the Self. Will Inspector Fuckup and G.I. Jesus put aside their
differences and unite in their stand for Orthodoxy? Will Welchie, the
Second Sentient Jar of Welch's Grape Jelly with a Lion King II Theme, decide
to pursue the truth of science--or the truth of human dignity?
Typically, these types of conflicts are fought in the private sphere
of the Overclass! These Elite have erected a wall of separation between
we and them. Dignity for them, Consumerism for us! Security for them,
Insurgency for us! Power for them, Illusion for us! Functional Programming
for them, Imperative Programming for us! NO MORE! Untitled.gif smashes these
and other Berlin Walls of Commonality with every Web Browser Click!
Praise America!
--Committee for the Advancement of Untitled.gif
PS: GK CHESTERTON!!!!
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