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new product delivery method
[11412] by "Proxy" (proxy3a.lmco.com)   on Thu 02 May 2002 09:03:35     reply ] [ top ]
here at _Dr. Proxy's Sphere of Interchange_ we are always looking for new ways to deliver our solutions. And here's our latest innovation:

rain

That's right, now we can deliver solutions through rain water! So the next time it's a little stormy outside your window, don't stay cooped up inside! Take a windshield wiper-reinforced drive! Take an umbrella-enhanced walk! Or just look up to the sky, open wide, and let our products into your mouth, pores, and anything else you've got! Mmmmmm, taste that skywater! It's a splash of successful engineering! No reverse osmosis here, folks--it's straight from God's Heaven to your personage, via our laboratories!

But don't try worry about saving it in buckets or reservoirs--we'll make more!!!

Dr. Proxy--his solution is so accessible, you can't escape!