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A formula where u plug in the frequency and power of the electromagnetic radiation you're sitting in, and it gives you the likelihood that in the next second the electromagnetic wave with your name on it gives you cancer that will develop before you turn 60, or causes you to give birth to deformed children. Then I can view the number, determine if the increase in utility I get is worth the increased risk. Otherwise I've got no rational basis to make decisions from at all. I hate no rational basis. Because I base all of my actions on whether people decades from now will call me stupid or not, and as it stands now, people in the future could EITHER say "gee, Proxy, you sure were stupid to waste time avoiding computers when those are the only thing you like", or "gee, Proxy, now thatyou're on death row because you euthanized your mutant vegetable son, even a moron like you can see it was stupid to have a television in your house." God Damn you, uppity future bastards! Why do I spend all my time trying to live up to your perfect retrospective gaze?! |