Fill cast iron bath with water. Add tiny piece of caesium. Remove bits of bath from anatomy.
It's like adding potassium to water only with much, much more oomph.
Reminds me of the story of the Scottish chemistry teacher who found he had a fist-sized lump of potassium that wasn't mentioned in the accounts and a school inspection was pending. He balanced the books by throwing it in a loch, allegedly.
Rob |
