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SAGA OF THE SILENT BURGLAR
[22855] by "Veavitdpoh" (pool-141-149-206-196.syr.east.verizon.net)   on Mon 23 Jun 2003 11:33:28     [ reply ] [ up ]
-Met a very attractive photo developer at Eckerds.
-Spoke with her and found out she was equally attractive in terms of intelligence, integrity, humanity, imagination... and also a stripper (as her night job).
-Came back later to pick up finished photos and asked her to dinner and a movie.
-Am accepted.
-Had a date with a stripper; spoke on many things, had fun, lent her books.
-Gave her a ride later on in the week, met her sisters, had immense fun convincing them I was Santa Claus.
-Time passed.  She never called.
-Eventually gave up and called on her again to get my god damn books back.
-Got my books back (except for one, which she insisted on giving me money back for because she thought it had gotten a little battered).
-Lent her other books, borrowed some books... she and her family are too damn nice.
-Read books, returned.
-Still haven't received books back.
-Still haven't been called.
-Future plans: to go over there sometime within the next month and get my fucking books back (again), and this time the Silent Burglar steals no more.  She is a wonderful person, someone I am quite attracted to and would love to be friends with, but a one-sided friendship holds all the appeal of a colonoscopy for me.  Sorry, girl - you had your chance.  Maybe someday you'll realize that some people just might be interested in more than your breasts.
-Letter: E
SAGA OF THE COMPLEX CINDERELLA
[22856] by "Veavitdpoh" (pool-141-149-206-196.syr.east.verizon.net)   on Mon 23 Jun 2003 11:33:53     [ reply ] [ up ]
-Joined an RPing channel on DALnet.
-RP'd at great length, to much satisfaction.
-Moved from DALnet to StarChat after DALnet kicked the bucket.
-People came, people left, life went on.
-Found myself getting close to one friend in an attempt to help.
-Well, to be honest, found myself very close to another friend first.  No sex, but we understood eachother more than my Y and I ever did.  Several face-to-face meetings.
-That one eventually left the internet out of a misguided belief that it had to be online or real life but it couldn't be both.
-So she's gone now.  But anyway.
-Found myself getting close to another, different friend in an attempt to help.
-Did what I could to help her survive her unappreciative, occasionally abusive family.
-Successfully helped her escape a nascent relationship with a clingy manipulative bitch of an ex-BF.
-Got fed up with her home life and her inability to do anything about it.
-Suddenly found myself asking if she would move in with me into a two-bedroom apartment if I moved over there.
-She said yes.
-Future plans: moving 2900 miles (4666.1 km) across the country to live with someone I've never met face-to-face.  This will be immensely expensive and I'm frustrated as all hell over some of what this entails but so far, come September, it's going to happen.  She is a very good friend, a celiac and a role-player and a lover of cats, and she's known that she could die since she was 12.  No, we aren't moving in with the expectation of lowering Purity Test scores, but to be utterly honest I wouldn't be shocked or surprised - we've been VERY honest with eachother.
-Letter: J
-Final note: anyone want to loan me money?  I could use money.  I could use a lot of money.