by "Anonymous"
(126.96.36.199) on Tue 16 Jul 2019 13:55:17
Hi! I would like to ask if you're interested in buying a BRAN NEW BROOMSTICK. That's right! You too can finally get in on the product you heard so much about - all from the comfort of your own home, of course. Just send a letter containing the words "PLEASE HELP ME FIND A BROOMSTICK OH MY GOD I NEED A BROOMSTICK JESUS CHRIST PLEASE" to any of your relatives and we will make sure to ignore your request. It really is that easy!