| Hanson v Spice Pap |
| [891] by "neutRino" (213.108.7.33...)
on Mon 05 Jun 2000 18:44:08
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In a fight between Hanson and The Spice Girls, neither would win. Instead, Marilyn Manson would chainsaw through the ropes holding the rigging above the ring. After the dust dies down, both Hanson and The Spice Girls would be found lying as a tangled mess below the lighting rig.
Unfortuantely, they would need a new deathmatch arena.
New addition to the Celebrity Wuss Scale: Garth Brooks. Strength: the ability to woo middle american housewives with his middle-of-the-road country stylings. Weakness: Inability to think of a song title using less than seven words. Finishing move: Hypnotic line-dance of death. His opponents end up suicidal after being forced to watch it. |
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| Papa Smurf |
| [888] by "Tom 7" (dentu.res.cmu.edu)
on Mon 05 Jun 2000 09:56:55
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Christ, Papa Smurf is kicking ass. He's a tiny little blue old guy, folks. He can't be that tough...? |
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| Wuss Scale |
| [882] by "Tom 7" (dentu.res.cmu.edu)
on Sun 04 Jun 2000 16:05:47
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I put up pictures for all of the contestants on the Wuss Scale now. I also added Papa Smurf.
Any more suggestions for contestants? I'm picky, but I like ideas... |
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| scribble |
| [866] by "Anonymous" (dialup8-thib1.webfactory.co.uk)
on Sat 03 Jun 2000 13:53:23
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I'm having problems adding 'PIE' @ m11 on game 6, sat 3 june 6:55 pm GMT |
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| Interest |
| [862] by "MIschief" (212.41.38.44...)
on Sat 03 Jun 2000 07:22:04
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Somebody tell me somethign interesting, anything really.
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| You do not talk about Fight Club! |
| [860] by "Mr Bawn & Skybird" (cacheflow.ici.net)
on Sat 03 Jun 2000 02:47:06
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YES! WE RULE!
Just set up the Celebrity Wuss Scale the way it should be.
Darth Vader is securely in the lead for non-wussiness, proudly followed by Monty Python and Mr T. Then it's a mad tossup for 4th between Jesus, Godzilla, and Triangle Man. In a proud 7th place is Ben Franklin. Finally, it's Arnold and his small genitals taking 8th place for non-wussiness.
Here it is in black and white:
(place, name, wins, losses, percentage)
16. Arnold Schwarzenegger 405 287 58.52
17. Benjamin Franklin 428 264 61.84
18. Pythagoras 435 256 62.95
19. Godzilla 437 254 63.24
20. Jesus 437 254 63.24
21. Mr. T 446 246 64.45
22. The Monty Python Crew 464 227 67.14
23. Darth Vader 495 197 71.53
Oh yeah! |
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| I'm your father Luke... |
| [853] by "Mr Bawn" (cacheflow.ici.net)
on Fri 02 Jun 2000 18:44:32
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YES! I HAVE GIVEN IN TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!
After many a battle, I have taken Darth Vader up (er, down) to the position that is rightfully his! All others are wusses compared to Vader. I rule!
Now, will somebody write up his stats?? Sheesh! I think his weakness should be asthma, or maybe dying in front of Luke. |
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| Kids in the Hall |
| [851] by "Mr Bawn" (cacheflow.ici.net)
on Fri 02 Jun 2000 11:31:15
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Leonardo DiCaprio actually looks like he's crushing somebody's head.
"I'm crushing your head! CRUSH CRUSH!" |
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| The end |
| [850] by "Mischief" (user962.jakinternet.co.uk)
on Fri 02 Jun 2000 09:56:09
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At the end of the day, when all's said and done, and the cows have come home to roost, we all realise why we were Born. That which was, is now and will be forever more, is justified as being a singular purpose and reason, that purpose being to write pointless messages in snoot
- Mooo-hahhh-haaa [ evil cackle type laugh]
- God gotta leave work soon....brain going odd
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| Snoot Suggestion |
| [848] by "MJ" (du177116.iro.ptd.net)
on Fri 02 Jun 2000 03:02:32
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Tom7 do not know if this is possible but can a counter be put on the snoot game to let us know how many tiles are left in the game. It would make it much easier to know when a game is almost over. |
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