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My two loves
[10891] by "Rob" (122.234.35.212.in-addr.arpa.ip-p)   on Wed 17 Apr 2002 13:32:49     reply ] 
Whoops, here I go! Falling in love again, and twice, no less. Why do these things come when you least expect them?

The first one is expensive. There are problems, and there is much stress. By throwing money at the troubles I hope to make things better. My brand new Toyota Sera has been struck by a van. The door and wing will cost over £1000 to repair, but for my dream car, I want the work done by a specialist as only the best will do.

The other is unrealised. A girl of unsurpassed beauty and witty, charming manner, but who knows when I shall see her again? Her hair falls in waves like long black curtains of finest silk, her eyes glimmer darkly with laughter and entrancing mystery. I know now how people say they can drown in a person's eyes. She is slender and supple as the willow, with lips made to be kissed.

I hope she likes me... as more than an acquaintance; more than a friend.

---

Why do thunderbolts strike together? For months I had sought the right car, a Sera I could recondition to perfection, before finding one that needed next to nothing done at all. For months I had idled along single, not dating but not really looking, before she stepped into my life.

My two loves have not met yet, but she likes attractive cars. And I am sure that my Sera likes beautiful girls.

I just hope they don't elope together and leave me alone...

*grin*

Rob

When everything's fixed, pictures of the car will follow...
growing pains
[10884] by "eurora" (62.116.38.202)   on Wed 17 Apr 2002 12:17:57     reply ] 
hate to bore you guys with my troubles growing up but am super sentimental slob - by the way - how old are you all?

well: after s e v e n years my email account has been dis - whatever you do to an email account so it becomes undone - dismanteled?

i am heart broken and have to find a grown up serious none student mail account which will stay in my life till my eighties
remix my life
[10791] by "eurora" (cache1.net.uta.at)   on Sat 13 Apr 2002 06:09:26     reply ] 
take my identity and wash over it with the freshest dup import from far beyond.

i am not what i appear to be so what the hell if a remix competition blurres the borders of identity and remixers have long stopped to listen to the song the are working on. I AM therefore listen to me. what more is a song than a trademark for an egomaniacs version of himself.

what codes of honor are left?
what codes of honor are we wishing for?

here's my list (lost in deep night house)
1) that the next artistic pamphlet will have been written to be decyphered with a bit of goodwill and a good dictionary
2) that my employers remember to pay me every now and then without me having to threaten them with voodoo persecution
3) that lcs board members actually post by their id and do not frequently swap them to lose the multi-threads in red and their readers orientation

remix it according to mood.
frerekhan...
[10788] by "andrea" (ppp-24-28.30-151.libero.it)   on Fri 12 Apr 2002 14:45:15     reply ] 
I think you sent me an email, but it bounced back. Am I right? Or didn't you send e-mail at all?

Mailsick Andrea.
Americans for Common Cents vs. Coin Coalition
[10775] by "Proxy Thing" (pool-138-88-112-201.res.east.ver)   on Fri 12 Apr 2002 01:21:33     reply ] 
yeah this is the real issue 4 debate! can we poor americans get rid of pennies? somehow this gives me giggle. from http://money.cnn.com/2002/04/11/pf/q_pennies/index.htm
(Representative Kolbe wants 2 get rid of penny)



And many note the interests of the copper and zinc industries. Pennies are made of 97.5 percent zinc, with a copper coating. To confuse you further, nickels aren't made of nickel -- they're actually made of 95 percent copper.

"Kolbe is from Arizona, the largest-copper producing state. The nickel is made predominantly of copper, as is the dollar coin, which he also supports. If we introduced a rounding bill, we would need more nickels. The whole proposal is special-interest lobbying at its worst," said Mark Weller, president of Americans for Common Cents.

The folks at the Coin Coalition counter that the zinc industry funds Americans for Common Cents.
Please explain...
[10741] by "FrereKhan" (bellbird.qut.edu.au)   on Wed 10 Apr 2002 23:26:21     reply ] 
...the ethical problems involved in using already discarded embryos for research.

...what worth a strand of human DNA has, and whether it can be considered a potential human, considering cloning technology.

...why, therefore, considering the anti-contraception stance of the christian fundamentalists, they don't think that shedding your skin is a sin.

In other news: please insert life here.

FK
the ghost in the machine
[10714] by "Veavitdpoh" (136.204.212.150)   on Wed 10 Apr 2002 07:38:56     reply ] 
just a
Image: brain in a box (800x600)
competitive democract alert! buy!
[10697] by "Proxy" (proxy3a.lmco.com)   on Tue 09 Apr 2002 14:07:47     reply ] 
Guys, remember to vote for ur favorite interactive telegames by signing social contracts! The interractive with the most votes wins! Everyone else loses! Don't lose, assent to sovereignty change today!
reminiscing about w2k
[10690] by "eurora" (62.116.38.202)   on Tue 09 Apr 2002 12:53:45     reply ] 
what is it with the past, if it will come back to haunt you it does so with a smile in its face.

so andrea speak up: are you still waiting for another w2k to give your systems a well deserved break? or is it a fun thing, evoking eternal evil as if it was a promise not fulfilled?

anyway i have designed a tool for your personal use - it will keep ghosts at bay by turning them into stone - or do you prefer pillars of salt?
Mouse drawn strips own me
[10660] by "andrea" (ppp-62-11-8-91.dialup.tiscali.it)   on Mon 08 Apr 2002 09:05:36     reply ] 
So I think my next comic is gonna be something like this.

http://www.lastcereal.com/testd1999b.jpg

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