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| [11450] by "Proxy" (proxy3a.lmco.com)
on Fri 03 May 2002 12:10:46
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A formula where u plug in the frequency and power of the electromagnetic radiation you're sitting in, and it gives you the likelihood that in the next second the electromagnetic wave with your name on it gives you cancer that will develop before you turn 60, or causes you to give birth to deformed children. Then I can view the number, determine if the increase in utility I get is worth the increased risk. Otherwise I've got no rational basis to make decisions from at all. I hate no rational basis. Because I base all of my actions on whether people decades from now will call me stupid or not, and as it stands now, people in the future could EITHER say "gee, Proxy, you sure were stupid to waste time avoiding computers when those are the only thing you like", or "gee, Proxy, now thatyou're on death row because you euthanized your mutant vegetable son, even a moron like you can see it was stupid to have a television in your house." God Damn you, uppity future bastards! Why do I spend all my time trying to live up to your perfect retrospective gaze?! |
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| new product delivery method |
| [11412] by "Proxy" (proxy3a.lmco.com)
on Thu 02 May 2002 09:03:35
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here at _Dr. Proxy's Sphere of Interchange_ we are always looking for new ways to deliver our solutions. And here's our latest innovation:
rain
That's right, now we can deliver solutions through rain water! So the next time it's a little stormy outside your window, don't stay cooped up inside! Take a windshield wiper-reinforced drive! Take an umbrella-enhanced walk! Or just look up to the sky, open wide, and let our products into your mouth, pores, and anything else you've got! Mmmmmm, taste that skywater! It's a splash of successful engineering! No reverse osmosis here, folks--it's straight from God's Heaven to your personage, via our laboratories!
But don't try worry about saving it in buckets or reservoirs--we'll make more!!!
Dr. Proxy--his solution is so accessible, you can't escape! |
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| [11358] by "Anonymous" (pool-138-88-116-87.res.east.veri)
on Tue 30 Apr 2002 20:05:38
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surprisingly, none of the pokemon are sexy |
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| [11141] by "Veavitdpoh" (136.204.212.239)
on Fri 26 Apr 2002 10:20:14
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Platform: Game Boy Advance.
Concept: Super Mario Brothers.
But Mario knows drunken boxing. |
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| Miscellaneous ego boost #9 |
| [11130] by "Anonymous" (bowerbird.qut.edu.au)
on Fri 26 Apr 2002 04:56:18
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Oop won't post here either |
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| [11082] by "Proxy Thing" (pool-138-88-113-127.res.east.ver)
on Wed 24 Apr 2002 22:15:10
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eeeecon o mee
brings products 2 u and meeeee!
i like meta products like econotextbooks because they are products about products thus they prevail |
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| Questions on YOU |
| [11070] by "andrea" (ppp-83-28.30-151.libero.it)
on Wed 24 Apr 2002 16:08:46
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Why is Veavidtpoh obsessed with Ninjas?
Why is Eurora obsessed with metaphores?
Why is Proxy obsessed with Economy?
Why is Tobot obsessed with Pi?
Why is Frerekhan obsessed with riddles?
Why is Robert obsessed with nothing?
Why am I obsessed with all the aforementioned things, plus Pi, dithering to 2 colors, and Untitled.Gif? |
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| sun dance |
| [11066] by "eurrorrra" (62.116.38.202)
on Wed 24 Apr 2002 13:37:15
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my rrrr is rrolling t'day. but this will not stop me frrom saying i find the new strrip frrrezzingly cool.
i notice though that i have been tending to prrrefffeerrrr the first picture of most comicx lately.
i think i will make it my backgroudn pic |
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| -gnam- |
| [11038] by "andrea" (ppp-17-10.30-151.libero.it)
on Tue 23 Apr 2002 11:37:13
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I ate my girlfriend. |
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| I have become the ninja. |
| [10919] by "Veavitdpoh" (136.204.169.52)
on Thu 18 Apr 2002 08:13:55
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http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/ninjalesson.jpg
http://sarijoul.dyndns.org/moosic/sifl_&_olly/Ninja%20Song.mp3
http://realultimatepower.net/
http://www.angryflower.com/accura.gif
http://www.angryflower.com/chines.gif
http://www.angryflower.com/lateni.gif |
Artist-ninja!
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