right so u have 2 urns
except instead of BURNASH GUTS they've got PAPER NAMES
so i am like "OKAY TOBOT WELCOME TO PROXY'S WORLD OF GAMBLING URNS!!!!! write ur name on piece of paper and drop in it!!!"
"OKAY PROX i love setting up games of chanse here u go"
"what a GREAT! the urn has either 10 names in it, or 10 bajillion names in it! u must guess tobot"
"proxy 10 bajillion dosn't exist!"
"sorree i mean 10 billion so now please draw slips of paper until u get ur own name back after i shuffle it perfectly!!!!!"
"'captain kangatobot', my moniker, is the 3rd piece of paper drawn in it so i'm gonna say 10 names cause i'm not gonna be the 3rd name out of 10 billion rite?!"
"what a GREAT! u are a successful gambler! that means u win the house AND NOW U R TRAPPED IN THE TOBOT's WORLD OF GAMBLING URNS UNTIL U LOSE TO SOMEONE ELSE AHAHAHHA I AM FREEE!!!!"
<<this has been a pubic service announcement from the committee to destroy all haunted houses of gambling>> |
